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Longhorns Show Class in Austin, But TOTALLY Screw the Pokes' Rhythm In Half-Hearted "Cowboy Joe" Song


Above and beyond all, I give the warmest regards to the family, friends, teammates, and coaches of Ruben Narcisse.  And with all kidding aside, the Texas football community showed great class and respect for the Wyoming Cowboys in our time of great loss. 

But...Mack, Seriously?  You are a master of home-field advantage.  You gave our fans in the stadium a glimmer of hope and confidence by starting our beloved song in your own stadium.  We loved it!  It was a little off-key and kind of stale compared to Western Thunder's version, but we loved it!  Until the classic repeat.  Just when the Brown-and-Gold faithful switched to the routine "C-O-W-B....."  the Texas band immediately started "Cowboy Joe" from the top.  At that moment, Cowboy fans in Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium (longest stadium name ever) became confused and disoriented.  Almost as if the Texas hotties they were partying with in the bars before the game slipped them a mickey.  They were displayed on the big screen as they looked at each-other in confusion.  The 100k+ Longhorn fans saw this and immediately sensed a weakness.  "Look at them!"  they said.  "They don't even know their own fight song!"

Dirty trick Mack.  Dirty, dirty trick. 

But the dirtiest trick of all was dousing your RB's and WR's in KY jelly. 

 

 

 

 

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